OK, I get it, fan fave ‘n’ racin’ rave Kahne zoomed to an impressive finish at Pocono yesterday: but I’m not sure why the Dream Channel last night opted to send me for a day with the guy, doing some sort of promotional stint at a sidewalk booth (like a lemonade stand), Kasey mugging for the girls, me wearing his bright red suit. Go figure … Maybe my dream libido needed a babe magnet, sick cats is all I see of late … All through the dream I asked Kahne questions I now forget, to which he responded at length, also all forgotten … One of those colloquies which must have been good for the dream if I just scratched my head upon waking.

Anyhoo, Monte Dutton writes today bout Kasey’s unKanny Konnection with Kayoed race Kittens in “The ‘Hillary voters’ turn to Kahne in Pennsylvania.” Also today, for those of you who wish to gloat, video of Kyle’s crash at the race, and a new song by Monte titled “There You Are,” with the chorus “If you ain’t an outlaw / You can’t sing outlaw music / If you ain’t got money / You can’t buy no car / If you can’t drive / You can’t race in NASCAR / And no matter where you go / There you are.” Monte didn’t file much about the Pocono race this weekend coz he was in the studio laying down this track.